The Witcher Porn Parody

Mmmph!....not what i expected

* a tyranid hive fleet has invaded the sector*

* began dumping spore capsules with gaunts and warriors*



*the tyranids started killing everything alive as soon as they landed*

* on earth appeared carnifex and tyrant of the hive*

* resistance is not observed local life forms are too conspicuous for effective resistance, half of the sector was killed by tyranids, drone ships brought to earth packs of rippers that quickly began to devour everything they see*

*tyranids have killed all life in the sector rippers continue to eat corpses and other important items, spores brought by drone ships have begun to transform plants into capillary towers*

*capillary towers were erected,rippers began to eat everything that is of biological value, around the capillary towers formed pishevaritelny pond*

*after eating everything they could the rippers and other tyranids began to digest in the pishevaritelny pond turning into biomass sucked into capillary towers*

*after this process the collecting ships began to absorb all the remaining and capillary towers*

*the collection ships had collected everything,leaving only a lifeless asteroid the size of a planet*

the hive fleet has left the sector

*Calls Gargantua to step on the hive fleet*

*Gargantua starts to chase the hive fleet down*

*Hive fleet began to panic because of Gargantua Stepping on their fellow hive mate's*

*Calls Mare*

*Makes Mare use earthquake*

*It was very effective at the massacre*

*Hive fleet successfully escaped but recieved a huge blow at the attack causing thousands of their hive mate's to die*

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