Ane wa Yanmama Junyuuchuu in Atami da~!

Waz up first

Clamed 

Kill me claiming is stupied just stop

Get the joke

When they were having the so called outdoor sex Something felt amiss as the horizon they were became a dark forest. As the air around them was tense they hear something moving in the tree's until. 'help me' a low pitch voice was heard as he pleads for help the two who were in their swimsuits sweats like buckets as they see in the corner a swinging back and forth lantern was there. As they slowly come close to the lantern it suddenly became to ash "Taku are we on a dream?" Onee San said
"Maybe we are in a dream?" Taku said 
As they slowly leave the premises they here a shriek"help me!!!" As they see something, A creature you can call as a Scarecrow.
They question themselves, why is there a Scarecrow in here and it has three hands?
When Taku realized it that thing has a lantern. They didn't saw anything that resembles the odd entity when they came near the lantern in the back of the tree.
As sweats fall in their forehead it suddenly moves.
"Taku we need to run!!" Onee San said.
"Run!!" Taku said.
As they run the creatures arm bent downwards as flocks of crows flew around(wished that porn inspector was there)As it screams a bestial sound 
With its bloodshot eyes it chases them like a beast
"Nee San run away as far as possible"Taku said and he stop and took the stick lying around as he face the creature.
"No Taku we can make it out of this woods"Onee San said.
Suddenly Nee Sans body was split in half as her body fell lifelessly As Taku began to shed tears, It showed up it began laughing Kakakakakakakaka. As the creature laughs and steps at the bisected body of his Nee San Taku screamed" I'm gonna kill you!" As he run towards the creature.
With one swing Raju's body was split in half without feeling any pain.

As they woke up in the inn sweating. They both said internally "So it was all a dream?" As they talk about it a bird was looking at them it was porn inspector looking at them with lust at the woman as the time goes on nothing happened and they lived their life happily.
But when they die u will make their souls scream in despair for enternity.

Sorry porn inspector but I really want you in my crow flock kakakakaka!

Like you once did with the vacuous rom, grant them eyes. Cleanse claiming of its beastly idiocy

F U C K I N G W H O R E

next part please

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