The Rumoured Woman

The Rumored Woman. It is said that if you go in front of her store and shout Big Chungus at the top of your lungs while simultaneously whipping and nae naeing the pubes on her vagina will scoop you up to the back of the store where you will come face to face with her wicked smile. If she takes interest in you she won't kill you right away but instead fuck your brains out. The downside is that you'll be trapped doing her until another fool makes your same mistake heh how ever long that may be......