Vaporeon Showertime

Spoky

Did you know in terms of breeding 

Fun Fact: Vaporeon body's cellular structure is similar to the molecular composition of water. It can melt invisibly in water 

Can't save water if y'all just fucking there and not cleaning yourselves up.

In terms of human and pokemon breeding vaporeon is the most compatible 

I hate that i can see this without any eyes T^T

Alright alright alright, everyone shut up about vaporeon fucking. Y’all need to chill out because news flash…

VAPOREON 👏 ISN’T 👏 REAL 👏

Did you know in terms of Pokemon breeding Vaporeon sucks ass? It's just a fucking water Pokemon lmao. What? is it gonna be extra wet or something? At that point you'd be better off just fucking a regular woman you fucking virgin. Now Jolteon however... Imagine fucking the shit out of it and then it randomly sends a shockwave through your dick. That shit would feel magical.

4/10

Cock and ball torture.

easy mode

Why does a water pokemon need a fucking shower. 

im jimmy Williams and I approve this message 

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON

Vaporeon's head doesn't look like her own. 

I'm disturbed. 

Thanks for putting that thought in my head

Did you know I make bread fun fact they cost less if I know you 

Hey does anyone remember when fnaf was big I miss that.

Anyways back to reading fanficton for me.

i am anti fnaf fan fics

they are robots not living creatures

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. This means they're large enough to be able to handle human dick, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick.Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.