I'm No Virgin!

Hello. My name is Karl from the 143rd siege regiment of the Emperors Death Korp of Krieg. it appears that a few days ago my fellow Krieger, Hans. experienced a slight Ork incursion. His rare Perpetual nature however, prevents him from ever finding the Emperors light in death. Anyways he told me to send this too this suspicious website. must be the work of a pleasure world. He will return in a few days or maybe weeks while his wounds heal. but for now you are stuck with me as I send his "Wholesome stuff"
God Emperor please Protect me.
- Karl The Medic (As Hans calls me)