Banjo & Kazooie 'Smash'

Pssssst Ignore this.
Last year I started to get into smash and play it competitively aka I started to hate smash and get anally raped by dudes who grinded the game 24/7. I also used to think the community was really cool but then it was revealed that one half was a softcore pedo ring and the other half were hypocrites, sheep, and borderline white-knights. I also loved the "mind blowing" reveals up until Sakurai and the dev team gave up and put anime bitch 1 and anime bitch 2 in the game. I used to brush these things off and not pay attention to them but then something clicked. I realized that I was playing a children's game where in it I could give 2 less shits about the majority of the roster with people attracted to 9 year olds whilst t-bagging them with the mii gunner sans skin at 9 fps with my shitty online service I paid 20 dollars for hoping that they don't ragequit so I can rake in my worthless magical internet points for 7-10 hours a day.

tl;dr I don't play smash anymore :)

Posted by a Plum.